I'm approximately 450,000,000 seconds old. I was born at the age of zero in centeral Tennessee from a laboratory. This unfortunately lead to some strange things happening to my brain, as it appears mostly no one except for me and a handful of other people can desipher what in the fuck I talk about. I like military history, folklore, guns, gimps, wizards, and being FUCKING RADICAL!!! I soon hope that I can go to school to get an embalmers and funerals liscence and embark a career as a mortician. When I'm finished with that, I plan on knocking the socks off of the masses with my VERY SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL, Axel. (Yes, he's real, by the way. I realize saying this makes me sound like a schizo with a voice in my head named Axel. He's kind of like that except he's my best friend. If you see this, Hi Axel. :-))

Hopefully my adoration for politics and nothingness entertain you to some extent. I'm one to browse 4chan and the good ol' Farms so apologies if i throw around any cringe zoomer buzzwords.

I like to watch zombie films and play various video games from strategy to FPS. I also have a knack for science fiction and steampunk. These things make me happy, hopefully they make you happy. Hopefully MY existence makes you happy one day. Thank you for reading this. I love all of you. Even those who clicked on my website just to email me something hateful. Because why not? I even love sinners. And those who have betrayed me. And the handicapped. And those who haven't seen Goatse yet.